The $30,000 Bequest, and Other Stories by Mark Twain

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By Ashley Johnson Posted on Jan 12, 2026
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Twain, Mark, 1835-1910 Twain, Mark, 1835-1910
English
Ever fantasize about suddenly inheriting a fortune? Mark Twain's 'The $30,000 Bequest' is a hilarious and sharp story about a couple who gets that exact news. They spend years planning their lavish future, only to find their imaginary wealth changing who they are in the present. It's a brilliant, funny look at how money—even the promise of it—can twist our dreams and sour our relationships. The rest of the collection is full of Twain's signature wit, with stories about everything from ghostly revenge to small-town politics. If you love humor with a bite, this book is a treat.
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his dog, and a sociable friendliness was the prevailing atmosphere. Saladin Foster was book-keeper in the principal store, and the only high-salaried man of his profession in Lakeside. He was thirty-five years old, now; he had served that store for fourteen years; he had begun in his marriage-week at four hundred dollars a year, and had climbed steadily up, a hundred dollars a year, for four years; from that time forth his wage had remained eight hundred--a handsome figure indeed, and everybody conceded that he was worth it. His wife, Electra, was a capable helpmeet, although--like himself--a dreamer of dreams and a private dabbler in romance. The first thing she did, after her marriage--child as she was, aged only nineteen--was to buy an acre of ground on the edge of the town, and pay down the cash for it--twenty-five dollars, all her fortune. Saladin had less, by fifteen. She instituted a vegetable garden there, got it farmed on shares by the nearest neighbor, and made it pay her a hundred per cent. a year. Out of Saladin's first year's wage she put thirty dollars in the savings-bank, sixty out of his second, a hundred out of his third, a hundred and fifty out of his fourth. His wage went to eight hundred a year, then, and meantime two children had arrived and increased the expenses, but she banked two hundred a year from the salary, nevertheless, thenceforth. When she had been married seven years she built and furnished a pretty and comfortable two-thousand-dollar house in the midst of her garden-acre, paid half of the money down and moved her family in. Seven years later she was out of debt and had several hundred dollars out earning its living. Earning it by the rise in landed estate; for she had long ago bought another acre or two and sold the most of it at a profit to pleasant people who were willing to build, and would be good neighbors and furnish a general comradeship for herself and her growing family. She had an independent income from safe investments of about a hundred dollars a year; her children were growing in years and grace; and she was a pleased and happy woman. Happy in her husband, happy in her children, and the husband and the children were happy in her. It is at this point that this history begins. The youngest girl, Clytemnestra--called Clytie for short--was eleven; her sister, Gwendolen--called Gwen for short--was thirteen; nice girls, and comely. The names betray the latent romance-tinge in the parental blood, the parents' names indicate that the tinge was an inheritance. It was an affectionate family, hence all four of its members had pet names, Saladin's was a curious and unsexing one--Sally; and so was Electra's--Aleck. All day long Sally was a good and diligent book-keeper and salesman; all day long Aleck was a good and faithful mother and housewife, and thoughtful and calculating business woman; but in the cozy living-room at night they put the plodding world away, and lived in another and a fairer, reading romances to each other, dreaming dreams, comrading with kings and princes and stately lords and ladies in the flash and stir and splendor of noble palaces and grim and ancient castles. CHAPTER II Now came great news! Stunning news--joyous news, in fact. It came from a neighboring state, where the family's only surviving relative lived. It was Sally's relative--a sort of vague and indefinite uncle or second or third cousin by the name of Tilbury Foster, seventy and a bachelor, reputed well off and corresponding sour and crusty....

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Mark Twain's collection, 'The $30,000 Bequest, and Other Stories,' is a box of literary chocolates—some sweet, some surprisingly dark, but all stamped with his unmistakable wit.

The Story

The title story follows Saladin and Electra Foster, a contented middle-class couple. Out of the blue, they learn a distant relative plans to leave them $30,000 (a massive sum back then!), but they can't touch it until he dies. What follows is years of daydreaming. They map out investments, mansions, and high society lives. But as they live in this fantasy future, their real, humble present starts to feel miserable. They grow bitter, suspicious, and utterly changed by money they don't even have yet.

Why You Should Read It

Twain isn't just making jokes; he's holding up a mirror. The Fosters' tragicomic spiral shows how easily hope can curdle into greed. It's scary how recognizable they are. The other stories are a great mix. You get ghost tales with a twist, satires of petty town councils, and clever dialogues. Twain's humor hasn't aged a day because it targets human nature, which hasn't changed either.

Final Verdict

This book is perfect for anyone who thinks classic literature has to be stuffy. It's for readers who enjoy smart, funny stories that leave you with something to chew on. If you like seeing human folly skewered with a grin, Twain's your guide. Dive in for the laughs, but stay for the surprisingly deep insights into the heart of the American dream.



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